“I am the best meditator. I am better than
anyone else. You should see me meditate.
Really huge. My meditation is the biggest.
When I meditate I get really enlightened.
More enlightened than anyone else. Really
big enlightenment. Actually I am getting sooo
tired of being enlightened. I bet you are too.
Lets go to the yoga store and look at girls
in their tight Lulu Lemon yoga pants”.