Trump Calls Drinking Glass of Water Proudest Achievement as President ~ The New Yorker

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“I brought that glass of water up to my mouth and drank from it without spilling a drop on my tie,” Trump told reporters at the White House. “You can look at the tape. There was not a single drop of spillage.”

Trump added that, while drinking a glass of water was an impressive achievement in itself, executing it so well in front of such a large crowd made it even more extraordinary.

“There was a lot of pressure on me to drink that water right,” he said. “There must have been forty thousand people there.”


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