STEPHEN COLBERT IS TICKLED BY A JUDGE’S TAKEDOWN OF TRUMP ~ NYT

“I haven’t seen such a brutal attack on an elected official since Jan. 6,” Colbert said on Wednesday night.

A judge rejected Donald Trump’s bid to keep files related to the Capitol attack under wraps. Stephen Colbert called it “the worst denial for the former president since any time he tried to hold his wife’s hand.” 
A judge rejected Donald Trump’s bid to keep files related to the Capitol attack under wraps. Stephen Colbert called it “the worst denial for the former president since any time he tried to hold his wife’s hand.” Credit…CBS

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By Trish Bendix

Nov. 11, 2021

A judge ruled this week that Donald J. Trump can’t prevent the release of files related to the Capitol attack, saying of Trump that “presidents are not kings, and plaintiff is not president.”

“Damn! I have not seen such a brutal attack on an elected official since Jan. 6,” Stephen Colbert said.

“The last time Trump got a spanking like that was with a copy of Forbes magazine by Stormy Daniels.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“That is the worst denial for the former president since any time he tried to hold his wife’s hand.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“Now Trump’s legal team is going to have to figure out what to obstruct next. At this point Trump’s lawyers are, like, the losingest team in history, of any team ever. More than the Clippers. More than the Lions. More than the Washington Generals. And the Globetrotters beat them, like, 5,000 games in a row.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“You think anyone ever took notes in a meeting with Trump? When they finally subpoena those notepads, they’re just going to be filled with random doodles and inscrutable comments like, ‘Ingest bleach maybe?’” — SETH MEYERS

“And there’s no way Trump himself ever wrote anything down. He never even wrote any of his own books. They were ghostwritten, which I’m sure Trump took literally. [imitating Trump] ‘I didn’t write it — a ghost did, and I was pretty disappointed when I met the ghost. They said, ‘Donald, we’re getting you a ghostwriter,’ and I was hoping for a Slimer or, even better, a Patrick Swayze.” — SETH MEYERS

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