I took this photo decades ago somewhere along the California coast while looking for a way down to the beach. Kind of fits in your blog I think – use it if you like.
A reply from Mark Udall paddling down in Baja California Sur:
“The corollary to this is the old story about the traveler asking a local for directions. The local responds “If I was going there, I wouldn’t start from here”. Maybe it happened in Maine?”