August 16, 2022
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s status as Congress’s most ignorant member is at stake in Alaska’s special election, Greene’s aides have acknowledged.
Greene, who has fended off challenges to her crown of dimness from such formidable contenders as Lauren Boebert and Rand Paul, will face her stiffest test to date when Alaskans go to the polls.
An aide to Greene, Harland Dorrinson, said that the congresswoman will be watching the returns from Alaska “nervously.”
“Ignorance is Margie’s brand,” he said. “Obviously, she’s concerned about anything that could jeopardize that.”
In a sign that she does not intend to relinquish her title without a fight, Greene took to the floor of the House of Representatives and accused President Biden of possessing the nuclear codes.