Haiku Error Messages. If computer programmers were more into haiku these are the sort of error messages you might see.

Hello nature lovers, computer users and poets….you have probably seen these, but another time through can’t do any harm.  It is better than the world news of the day to muse on….

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
– Ian Hughes

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
– Suzie Wagner

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
– Peter Rothman

You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
– Cass Whittington