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Rō’bear Re’por going to the dark side
Dear Readers
Rō’bear is going to the Dark side for a few weeks beginning Sept. 14th. Traveling south to check out rumors of a Deep State in the Central Andes along with some fly fishing and of course observance of the daily Pisco Hour. He will procure assistance from local personas de mala reputación y conferencistas invitados residing in Rio Blanco, Portillo & Papudo Chile … then hopefully return with a few stories early October to share with rŌbert devotees.
While the jefe is visiting the Dark Side you can go to the bottom of each page in the Re’por to Older Posts which will take you back in time to past stories from the bad old days.
“It’s the truth even if it didn’t happen” Ken Kesey
Seguro,
The Management
Bells To Ring Out Marking 400 Years Since Beginning Of Slavery In Virginia
You might hear bells ringing about 3 p.m. ET: It’s to solemnly mark the arrival, 400 years ago of the first enslaved Africans in Virginia.
para Duncan
70-Year-Old Man Wins 1,000-Kilometer Horse Race in Mongolia ~ NYT
“Preparation trumps youth,” said the winner, Bob Long, who “hated” to think that he couldn’t complete the Mongol Derby, a grueling contest across the steppes of Mongolia.
Credit Sarah Farnsworth/The Adventurists
Bob Long, 70, just became the oldest person to finish what Guinness World Records calls the longest multi-horse race in the world. He also came in first.
“It’s nothing,” he said shortly after crossing the finish line of the Mongol Derby last Thursday. “You just ride 650 miles on a death march.”
The annual race, a grueling 1,000-kilometer competition across the steppes of Mongolia held over 10 days, traces the former mail routes of Genghis Khan with riders changing horses every 40 kilometers, according to the website for the Adventurists, the travel organization behind the contest and other real-world obstacle courses. (Its site says it’s “fighting to make the world less boring.”)
Lara Prior-Palmer, who in 2013 became the youngest person — and first woman — to win the race, at 19, described the event in her recent memoir “Rough Magic“ as the “Tour de France on unknown bicycles.
TOMORROW IN MONTROSE
- Come Meet CARDBOARD CORY!
- 🎂 🍰 🎈 Really, you have to come… it’s his birthday. And we will have CAKE. 🎂 🍰 🎈
Please join us along with Progress Now, Protect Our Care, Conservation Colorado, Indivisible Front Range Resistance, and a number of other progressive organizations to build momentum for the 2020 elections. (Cardboard) Cory wants to hear from YOU about what kind of leader Colorado needs! Here are the details:
MONTROSE – AUGUST 22nd – 5PM – TWO RASCALS BREWERY
D3 Indivisible Colorado is proud to be a part of the #SinceUBeenGone Bus Tour to and we hope you can join us!
This summer, at least one Cory Gardner will listen to his constituents, even if it’s not the one who lives in Washington, DC. Check out the full tour schedule here:CardboardCoryBusTour.com.
2nd annual La Brea Tar Pit convention @ Macho Acres, Marshall, Colorado
Host and resident celebrity Paul Sibley
Steve Komito cobbler and gentleman
La Brea Pits convention attended by members of the Ro’bear Re’por press corps? Could this cadre of investigative reporters discover, in the words of one immanent political commentator, “what the fuck is going on?” Jerry 0amasi
Tina Cole, famous for her tolerance with husband ~ abuelo Matt Wells
Sibley and hermano Mike Weis, movie star/stunt man
paella maestro Malcom Daly
the Ayatollah Hoganie (Seldom Seen Denny Hogan on left)
photos
Jerry0 opening in Telluride
NEW PAINTINGS BY JERRY OYAMAOPENING AUGUST FIRSTBAKED IN TELLURIDE 5 PMTHE SHOW WILL BE UP THROUGHTHE FILM FESTIVAL
George Gardner ~ July 19, 2008 ~ el otro lado
Bean Bowers ~ July 10, 2011 ~ Salud compay
